My Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Website

Chapter One

My first website nearly got me killed. I was building it using a Bondi blue G3 iMac that my Dad brought home from work. At the time, I didn’t know HTML, or that I could have just used GeoCities. The best I could do was use Microsoft Word and save things as a .html file. I got as far as creating a single page with a black background, bright red text, and an animated GIF…

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B.J. Mendelson is the author of “Social Media Is Bullshit” from St. Martin’s Press.

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B.J. Mendelson

B.J. Mendelson

B.J. Mendelson is the author of “Social Media Is Bullshit” from St. Martin’s Press.

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